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I'd like to thank my wife, Cookie, for being by my side without crumbling.'
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Posted: 10/30/08

Don Reed - Friday the 13th

Jason's back -- and he's black.

Tags: Don Reed (3), ethnic (814), dating (656)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 487

Jeff Garcia - Kids

Jeff's kids get in the way of his sex life.

Tags: Jeff Garcia (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 3,185

Tom Papa - MTV's Spring Break

If Tom tried to go on spring break now, he wouldn't make it past South Carolina.

Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 2,157

Al Madrigal - World's Greatest Dad

Al Madrigal is not the world's greatest dad.

Tags: Al Madrigal (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 06/30/05
Views: 681

Lisa Lampanelli: Hot Chocolate

Lisa needs a hot black fluffer.

Tags: marriage (581), porn (110)

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 20,189

Brian Regan - Dora the Explorer

Brian would probably watch "Dora the Explorer" even if he didn't have kids.

Tags: Brian Regan (51), kids (841), marriage (581)

Posted: 06/10/07
Views: 262,761

Greg Giraldo - Obama's Cigarettes

Barack Obama had to ask his wife's permission to run for president? Really?

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), men/women (1003), Barack Obama (971)

Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 43,982

Peter Berman - Sleep Moaner

Not only does Peter's wife talk in her sleep, she moans, too.

Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (581)

Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 1,998

Lisa Landry - Groundhog Day

Marriage is like the movie "Groundhog Day."

Tags: Lisa Landry (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (581)

Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 1,741

Nick DiPaolo - Marriage

Nick can't get used to his wife naming all his stuff.

Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 5,972

 
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