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I'm just avoiding my girlfriend.
We just passed a year together, and she's testing my commitment with these questions that she learned in Cosmopolitan. And they're trick questions, you can't answer them -- 'If I was horribly disfigured in an accident, would you still love me?' Just say, 'Yes, of course,' and hope that it never really happens.
Tim Young - Cell Phone Break-Up
Just tell the truth, otherwise the AT&T guy will turn into a whiny bitch.
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Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 2,106
Tim Young - Adam and Eve
If Adam was made first, did he come with a penis?
Tags: Tim Young (5), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 2,654
Mark Roberts - Too Many Piggies
Mark breaks up with his mutant girlfriend.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,711
Kurt Metzger - Settling Down
It's called "settling down" for a reason.
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Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 8,419
Kurt Metzger - PlayStation 3
Kurt reveals the definition of a real pal.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,452
Peter Berman - Low Expectations
Women need to lower their expectations.
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Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 5,901
Mike Yard - Arguing Strategies
Mike Yard breaks down the different arguing strategies for men and women.
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Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 2,648
Karen Rontowski - Great First Date
Karen Rontowski wants to please her date.
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Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,217
Lisa DeLarios - Gentleman's Club
"Gentleman's Club" is a better term than "titty bar."
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Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,782
Maryellen Hooper - Bloody Nose
Maryellen Hooper helped stopped the bleeding after she broke her boyfriend's nose.
Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), men/women (918), dating (637)
Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 1,121
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