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I'm just avoiding my girlfriend.
We just passed a year together, and she's testing my commitment with these questions that she learned in Cosmopolitan. And they're trick questions, you can't answer them -- 'If I was horribly disfigured in an accident, would you still love me?' Just say, 'Yes, of course,' and hope that it never really happens.
Tim Young - Cell Phone Break-Up
Just tell the truth, otherwise the AT&T guy will turn into a whiny bitch.
Tags: Tim Young (5), dating (656), technology (348)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 1,927
Tim Young - Adam and Eve
If Adam was made first, did he come with a penis?
Tags: Tim Young (5), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 1,742
Peter Berman - Low Expectations
Women need to lower their expectations.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 4,829
Kurt Metzger - Settling Down
It's called "settling down" for a reason.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 8,169
Mark Roberts - Too Many Piggies
Mark breaks up with his mutant girlfriend.
Tags: Mark Roberts (5), men/women (1003), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,576
Kurt Metzger - PlayStation 3
Kurt reveals the definition of a real pal.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,031
Kevin Brennan - Dating in New York
The music is too loud in bars for Kevin to meet women.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 1,116
Kevin Brennan - In the Mood for Sex
It's good that guys are always in the mood for sex.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 1,790
Adam Ferrara - Girlfriend Moving In
When your girlfriend moves in, it's like being a flood victim.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 6,378
Rudy Rush - Sex in the Dark
Turn the light on, something just touched my ass.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 5,424
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