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Tim Young: Trick Questions
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I'm just avoiding my girlfriend. We just passed a year together, and she's testing my commitment with these questions that she learned in Cosmopolitan. And they're trick questions, you can't answer them -- 'If I was horribly disfigured in an accident, would you still love me?' Just say, 'Yes, of course,' and hope that it never really happens.
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