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Tim Young: Saying I Love You
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I have a little nephew.
He's two-and-a-half, and he just learned to say those three words, 'I love you.' And he's saying it to everybody now. My sister was like, 'He doesn't understand what it means. He's saying it because he thinks he can get something.' I said, 'Oh, I think he understands exactly what it means.'
Tim Young - Cell Phone Break-Up
Just tell the truth, otherwise the AT&T guy will turn into a whiny bitch.
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Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 1,929
Tim Young - Adam and Eve
If Adam was made first, did he come with a penis?
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Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 1,746
Karen Rontowski - Great First Date
Karen Rontowski wants to please her date.
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Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,065
Richard Lewis - Girlfriend's Daughter
It's tough when you're not the father of your girlfriend's kid.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), kids (841), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,006
Margaret Smith - Dozen Eggs
Margaret is dating a bowler.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), kids (841), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 908
Gary Valentine - Single Guy
There's nothing more brutal for single people than a blind date.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 967
Todd Glass - Rationalizing with Kids
People don't catch the part just before parents start screaming at their kids.
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Posted: 10/14/01
Views: 784
Clinton Jackson - Playing with Kids
Sometimes you feel like being chased -- you can't always ask your wife to do that.
Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 967
Tom Papa - Hard Alcohol
Hard alcohol always comes with a story.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 11,070
J. Anthony Brown - Answering Machine
J. Anthony Brown does not need your rapping answering machine message.
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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 634
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