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Tim Young: Non-Drowsy Flu Medicine
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I took a whole bottle
of this flu medicine, but I took the daytime version 'cause I had some stuff to do, you know, the non-drowsy formula. I wasn't tired, but I spent the day staring at my reflection in the toaster. Apparently, what keeps you up is the LSD in that 'sniffling, sneezing, trade-your-head-for-your-ass' medicine.
Tim Young - Caller ID
Once you're addicted to caller ID, you feel like a secret agent.
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Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 2,008
Tim Young - Cell Phone Break-Up
Just tell the truth, otherwise the AT&T guy will turn into a whiny bitch.
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Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 2,106
Tim Young - Nude Beaches
Nude beaches are not what you think.
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Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 2,988
Tim Young - Adam and Eve
If Adam was made first, did he come with a penis?
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Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 2,656
Tim Young - Nude Beach
It's not what you think it is.
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Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 2,378
Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser
Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!
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Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 73,987
Dan Naturman - Doctors
Doctors don't do anything except send you to other doctors and then send you bills.
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Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,846
Gary Valentine - Nitrous Oxide
If you haven't tried the nitrous oxide, order it -- it's delicious.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1803), health (540)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 1,902
Lenny Clarke - Weight Loss Pills
Lenny Clarke recently lost 135 pounds.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), health (540)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 889
Jay Mohr - Ask Your Doctor
Maybe you're better off not asking your doctor about that prescription drug you heard about.
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Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 3,406
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