Tig: Sober Now | Tig | Jokes.com

Tig Jokes
Tig: Sober Now
Get another Tig Joke »
My mother's sober now -- or at least that's what I think she was saying.
Filed Under: alcohol (427),  family (349),  Tig (13)
Share This Joke: 
Add To: 
Posted: 02/01/01

Tig - Nine Months

Do not go in Tig's mom's womb.

Tags: Tig (8), Premium Blend (750), family (664)

Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 380

Tig - Drop Out

If you drop out of school, you will become a stripper.

Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)

Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 1,498

Tig - Concave

Tig is still waiting for her boobs to grow in.

Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)

Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 1,153

Kjell Bjorgen - Identical Twin Brother

If your parents don't know they're having twins, you can actually crash your own birth.

Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), sex (1269), family (664)

Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 783

Drake Witham - Non-Alcoholic Beer

What's the point of non-alcoholic beer?

Tags: Drake Witham (2), family (664), alcohol (489)

Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 380

Billiam Coronel - Uncle Frank

Billiam got stuck with a pack of losers.

Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), family (664), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 583

Ben Bailey - New Apartment

Ben has a small new apartment.

Tags: Ben Bailey (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (664)

Posted: 04/20/06
Views: 7,931

Bonnie McFarlane - In Utero

When you're pregnant, you get a lot of unsolicited advice.

Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)

Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 1,419

A.J. Jamal - Heritage

There's always the drunk uncle at a family reunion.

Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), ethnic (813), food (790)

Posted: 04/17/94
Views: 1,011

Marianne Sierk - Baby Talk

Marianne Sierk is flattered when her co-worker calls her a pretty, thin bimbo with no common sense.

Tags: Marianne Sierk (2), men/women (987), kids (828)

Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 741

 
Stand-up comedian Dane Cook on Comedy Centrals Jokes.com
Looking for something else?