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One of the things in there is this toaster that toasts hot dogs and hot dog buns, specifically. It just seems like the kind of person that's eating that many hot dogs in their diet probably ain't gonna have that kind of cash to kick down. They're not even on that flight.
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Posted: 05/13/04

Tig - SkyMall

SkyMall Magazine has a lot of great products, but they're too expensive.

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Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 550

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Tami Vernekoff - Wedding Rings

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They explain how a seatbelt works on airplanes.

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Rich fixes the coffee pot.

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