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Tig: Going on a Binge
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I went on a hard
core drinking and smoking binge, and it lasted right about nine months. And then, as soon as I was born, I was like, 'Whew! Do not go in there.'
Tig - Drop Out
If you drop out of school, you will become a stripper.
Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 1,498
Tig - Nine Months
Do not go in Tig's mom's womb.
Tags: Tig (8), Premium Blend (750), family (664)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 380
Tig - Wheelchair Becky
Barbie is a snob.
Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 1,072
Jeff Dunham - Thank You, Jack Daniels
Jeff and Peanut thank the people who made them possible.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (66), kids (828), parents (519)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 25,309
Doug Stanhope - Stop Having Kids
Doug Stanhope doesn't want to sound like a prick, but he resents your children.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 1,912
Greg Giraldo - Drinking
Why do kids get to do all the drinking and drugging?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1269), kids (828)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 5,509
Tig - Running Magazines
Couldn't one issue of a running magazine cover everything?
Tags: Tig (8), animals (783), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 649
Tom Papa - Hard Alcohol
Hard alcohol always comes with a story.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 11,002
Bonnie McFarlane - In Utero
When you're pregnant, you get a lot of unsolicited advice.
Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 1,421
Marianne Sierk - Baby Talk
Marianne Sierk is flattered when her co-worker calls her a pretty, thin bimbo with no common sense.
Tags: Marianne Sierk (2), men/women (987), kids (828)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 741
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