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I notice more and more women are getting fake boobs. Meanwhile, I still haven't even gotten real ones yet. I mean, I have boobs -- they're just concave. So much so, they even kind of stick out of my back a little.
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Posted: 05/13/04

Tig - Concave

Tig is still waiting for her boobs to grow in.

Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 05/13/04
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Tig - Up Your Ass

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Maryellen Hooper - Shower Shaver

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Tig - Running Magazines

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Jimmy Pardo - Buxom Barber

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