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My children fight so much...
It's like nature's way of saying you should have given head, isn't it? Sometimes on a bad day, I just look at mine and go, 'I could have swallowed you.'
Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid
Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.
Tags: Mark Craig Taylor (3), sex (983), kids (642)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 663
Chris Zito - Teenage Daughter
Chris didn't ask for his daughter to have the best rack in the 7th grade.
Tags: Chris Zito (2), sex (983), kids (642)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,806
Keith Robinson - Jealousy
Keith's girlfriend can't stand him.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 1,494
Mike MacDonald - Trying to Get Pregnant
Mike is working overtime to get his wife pregnant.
Tags: Mike MacDonald (3), sex (983), kids (642)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 836
Greg Giraldo - Raising Kids
People always want to compare their dogs to kids.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (38), sex (983), kids (642)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 2,362
Kevin Williams - Gonorrhea
Kevin Williams had gonorrhea.
Tags: Kevin Williams (2), sex (983), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 833
Jo Koy - Mother's Day
Father's Day has nothing on Mother's Day.
Tags: Jo Koy (30), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 11,222
Bill Keller - Good Old Dad
People don't believe you want four kids.
Tags: Bill Keller (2), sex (983), kids (642)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 489
Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 1,114
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