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Lewis Black: Listening to Perot
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I cannot believe the American people listened to H. Ross Perot. You don't listen to a guy who looks like the kid in 'Deliverance' all grown up.
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Posted: 05/08/00

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America has done fine without a leader.

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People deal with trauma differently.

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This was the worst New Year's ever.

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Lewis Black - The Next President

"Tipper" is not a proper woman's name.

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Ross Perot looks like the kid in 'Deliverance' all grown up.

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The Veterans Administration doesn't have computers.

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That platypus is tasty.

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Lewis Black - Weathermen

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