Nobody can explain this holiday.
Steve only gets religious when he has to fly.
Paul Varghese wants to kill the stereotypes about Arabic-looking people, so he's learning to dance.
The nuns at Julia's school had the children dress as saints for Halloween.
What would happen if Julia critiqued the Bible?
A school system has to be pretty bad to rank 50th.
The youngest child has to deal with all the problems caused by the older children.
Catholic school teachers were willing to take a cut in pay so they could hit kids.
An Episcopalian priest gets stingy with the blood of Christ.
Rodney couldn't get in trouble like the other kids.
