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First night, you get socks; second night, an eraser, a notebook -- it's a back to school holiday.
Filed Under: religion (507),  school (115),  holidays (86)
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Posted: 04/21/02

Adam Ferrara - Easter

Nobody can explain this holiday.

Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)

Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 1,340

Steve Shaffer - Religion

Steve only gets religious when he has to fly.

Tags: Steve Shaffer (4), religion (776), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 250

Paul Varghese - Terrorism Paranoia

Paul Varghese wants to kill the stereotypes about Arabic-looking people, so he's learning to dance.

Tags: Paul Varghese (2), ethnic (814), religion (776)

Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 1,634

Julia Sweeney - Halloween

The nuns at Julia's school had the children dress as saints for Halloween.

Tags: Julia Sweeney (5), kids (841), religion (776)

Posted: 08/03/98
Views: 921

Julia Sweeney - Bible Critique

What would happen if Julia critiqued the Bible?

Tags: Julia Sweeney (5), religion (776), books (748)

Posted: 08/03/98
Views: 254

Lewis Black - Arkansas Education

A school system has to be pretty bad to rank 50th.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 05/08/00
Views: 814

Jim Gaffigan - The Youngest Child

The youngest child has to deal with all the problems caused by the older children.

Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 10,796

Jimmy Dore - Catholic School

Catholic school teachers were willing to take a cut in pay so they could hit kids.

Tags: Jimmy Dore (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,653

Eddie Gossling - Catholic vs. Episcopalian

An Episcopalian priest gets stingy with the blood of Christ.

Tags: Eddie Gossling (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)

Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 734

Rodney Johnson - Preacher Dad

Rodney couldn't get in trouble like the other kids.

Tags: Rodney Johnson (3), ethnic (814), religion (776)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 497

 
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