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Lewis Black: Exponentially Worse Halftime
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Halftime at the Super Bowl
is the best because halftime at the Super Bowl has gotten exponentially worse every year. I use the word 'exponentially' because I was taught it in math class and that was the first sentence I could use it in. 'Exponentially worse' means crappier and crappier and crappier.
Lewis Black - Ball Games
Lewis goes to sporting events to scream.
Tags: sports (618), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 8,865
Lewis Black - The Millennium
This was the worst New Year's ever.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), TV (536)
Posted: 05/08/00
Views: 400
Lewis Black - Hippo Eats Dwarf
These are not fun times for our country.
Tags: animals (783), media (640)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 1,790
Lewis Black - The Weather
Meteorologist is just another word for liar.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), TV (536)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,533
Lewis Black - Sun Block
Lewis doesn't trust sun block.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,187
Lewis Black - Flu Shots
Nyquil is the only thing that tastes like red and green.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 3,264
Lewis Black - The State of Arkansas
America should punish the state that gave us Bill Clinton.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 05/08/00
Views: 868
Lewis Black - Candy Corn
Every Halloween, people look at candy corn as if they had never seen it before.
Tags: food (790), growing up (450)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 3,289
Lewis Black - New York City
You can do anything you want in New York.
Tags: health (956), New York City (593)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,068
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