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Christians have created a holiday
that has become a beast that cannot be fed. Every year, Christmas gets longer and longer and longer. And you don't care, do you? You just take more and more of the calendar for yourself. It's unbelievable! How long does it take you people to shop? It's beyond belief. It's insane. When I was a kid, Halloween was Halloween, and Santa wasn't poking his ass into it!
Lewis Black - Long Christmas
How long does it take you Christians to shop?
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 8,479
Lewis Black - Hanukkah Sucks
We celebrate Hanukkah with tiny pissant candles.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), growing up (453)
Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 18,604
Lewis Black - The End of the Universe
Lewis found the end of the universe in Houston, Texas.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), storyteller (263)
Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 25,295
Lewis Black - February in Boston
Lewis experiences five seasons in four days.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 987
Lewis Black - Surviving
People deal with trauma differently.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 3,917
Lewis Black - Hippo Eats Dwarf
These are not fun times for our country.
Tags: animals (791), media (651)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 1,811
Lewis Black - The Weather
Meteorologist is just another word for liar.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), TV (543)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,575
Lewis Black - Sun Block
Lewis doesn't trust sun block.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,223
Lewis Black - Flu Shots
Nyquil is the only thing that tastes like red and green.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 3,349
Lewis Black - The State of Arkansas
America should punish the state that gave us Bill Clinton.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/08/00
Views: 880
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