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Lewis Black: Arkansas Ranks Last in Education
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What could they possibly be
teaching? I think what they do is they take the kids to school in Arkansas; they feed them Cocoa Puffs for three hours; then, they open the door to the school, and they let the kids run and run and run -- and whoever hits the most trees gets an 'A.'
Lewis Black - Arkansas Education
A school system has to be pretty bad to rank 50th.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/08/00
Views: 813
Lewis Black - Surviving
People deal with trauma differently.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 3,917
Lewis Black - Lewis for President
America has done fine without a leader.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 357
Lewis Black - Energy
This generation will not see an alternative form of energy.
Tags: America (446), technology (348)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 932
Lewis Black - The Millennium
This was the worst New Year's ever.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), TV (543)
Posted: 05/08/00
Views: 415
Lewis Black - The Next President
"Tipper" is not a proper woman's name.
Tags: George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 05/08/00
Views: 1,022
Lewis Black - Democracy Stinks
Ross Perot looks like the kid in 'Deliverance' all grown up.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), elections (636)
Posted: 05/08/00
Views: 14,701
Lewis Black - BJ's Count
If curling is an Olympic sport, oral sex should be too.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 890
Lewis Black - Veterans Administration
The Veterans Administration doesn't have computers.
Tags: George W. Bush (2037), health (976)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 1,477
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