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The Amazing Johnathan: Psychic Tonya's Car Accident
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Nothing serious, unfortunately. She swerved to avoid a pine tree is her story -- then saw another pine tree and swerved, then another one, then another one, and then the car rolled into a ditch. As it turns out, it was the air freshener hanging from her rearview mirror.
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