Lewis Black Jokes
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Lewis Black - Sun Block
Lewis doesn't trust sun block.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2026), food (584)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 4,910
Lewis Black - College Horse
Lewis knows how people get aneurysms.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2026), food (584)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 12,591
Lewis Black - Candy Corn
Every Halloween, people look at candy corn as if they had never seen it before.
Tags: food (584), growing up (445)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 9,569
Lewis Black - Flu Shots
Nyquil is the only thing that tastes like red and green.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2026), health (567)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 5,540
Lewis Black - New York City
You can do anything you want in New York.
Tags: health (567), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,250
Lewis Black - Long Christmas
How long does it take you Christians to shop?
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2026), food (584)
Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 13,502
Lewis Black - Two Clintons
Which Bill Clinton is real?
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2026), health (567)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 3,972
Lewis Black - BJ's Count
If curling is an Olympic sport, oral sex should be too.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2026), sex (1059)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 2,163
Lewis Black - Veterans Administration
The Veterans Administration doesn't have computers.
Tags: health (567), money (521)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 2,636
