Thai Rivera: Paying Customer

I can't stand homeless people. I don't feel bad about saying it. I don't mind saying it because I give homeless people money. I give them more money than I should, so I feel, as a paying customer, I have a right to complain.

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Posted: 11/06/09

Thai Rivera - Miserable Lives

Thai is sick of people taking their miserable lives out on the rest of us.

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