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Tess Jokes
Tess: 90 Pounds
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God did not intend for a woman to weigh 90 pounds, alright? If you do, you are in third grade. Me, personally, I think the only thing that should weigh 90 pounds is maybe one full grown titty.
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Posted: 02/24/05

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