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Now, that's gotta be a hell of a thing to go to jail for cable. You in there with mass murderers and everybody. 'What you in here for?' 'I killed six people. What you in here for?' 'Comedy Central.'
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Posted: 09/17/93

Terry Hodges - Cable

If you're stealing cable, try to be smart about it.

Tags: Terry Hodges (2), imitations (787), family (581)

Posted: 09/17/93
Views: 178

Larry Amoros - Serial Killers

Cities have crazy people, but the Midwest has the serial killers.

Tags: Larry Amoros (6), The A-List (486), TV (384)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 570

Keith Robinson - "COPS"

If you see someone you know, you'll find yourself rooting for them to get away.

Tags: Keith Robinson (15), ethnic (730), TV (384)

Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 174

John Caparulo - Mushy Language

Montreal is really Europe-y.

Tags: John Caparulo (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), travel (249)

Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 6,872

Terry Hodges - Rural Rallies

The KKK should come march in Harlem.

Tags: Terry Hodges (2), ethnic (730), health (540)

Posted: 09/17/93
Views: 241

Zach Galifianakis - Family Dispute

What happened in Zach's family?

Tags: Zach Galifianakis (16), family (581), drugs (377)

Posted: 12/06/08
Views: 6,429

Tony Daro - Bike Cops

What do bike cops use for protection during a shoot out?

Tags: Tony Daro (2), Two Drink Minimum (291), laws (102)

Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,472

Doug Stanhope - Prostitution

Doug Stanhope makes a case for the legalization of prostitution.

Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)

Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 2,496

Brad Mastrangelo - State Trooper

State troopers take an hour and a half to write a ticket.

Tags: Brad Mastrangelo (1), driving (270), crime (256)

Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 1,522

Carlos Mencia - Border Fence

Deporting illegal aliens might make it hard for America to build that border fence.

Tags: Carlos Mencia (24), laws (102), immigration (32)

Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 7,108

 
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