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Now, that's gotta be a hell of a thing to go to jail for cable. You in there with mass murderers and everybody. 'What you in here for?' 'I killed six people. What you in here for?' 'Comedy Central.'
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Posted: 09/17/93

Terry Hodges - Cable

If you're stealing cable, try to be smart about it.

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