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Teddy Carpenter: My Type of Woman in a Car
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I want me a big black girl... the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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Posted: 10/30/08

Kirk Fox - Starbucks Language

Kirk Fox is surprised by the language in Starbucks.

Tags: Kirk Fox (10), ethnic (814), dating (656)

Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 4,786

Pablo Francisco - Ex-Girlfriend

When Pablo Francisco asked his girlfriend how many guys she'd slept with, she pulled out a banjo.

Tags: Pablo Francisco (14), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 11/28/97
Views: 8,136

Rachel Feinstein - Interracial Relationships

Rachel Feinstein's last boyfriend was too old school.

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Posted: 12/02/04
Views: 3,045

A.J. Jamal - White Girls

Sisters can be rough.

Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,725

Corey Holcomb - Hookers

Corey Holcomb defines "hooker."

Tags: Corey Holcomb (11), sex (1283), ethnic (814)

Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 3,671

Karith Foster - Ebonically Challenged

Not understanding Ebonics can be tricky when your boyfriend is from Harlem.

Tags: Karith Foster (2), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 1,486

Kurt Metzger - An Eighth Cherokee

Kurt doesn't want to hear about your heritage.

Tags: Kurt Metzger (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 877

Johnny Sanchez - Height Prejudice

It's tough being short.

Tags: Johnny Sanchez (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 1,388

Dat Phan - Smooth Guys

Dat proves it's much harder for guys with accents to pull off pick-up lines.

Tags: Dat Phan (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 7,359

Kyle Grooms - Ghetto Accent

Kyle Grooms likes accented women.

Tags: Kyle Grooms (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 01/25/07
Views: 1,796

 
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