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Three o'clock in the afternoon today, I'm downtown; there's a guy standing in front of a fire hydrant, which is open just a little bit. He's naked from the waist down, and in the spray from the hydrant, he's shaving off his pubic hair with a disposable razor. Nobody is even looking twice at this guy. And I'm thinking after seeing this: can I really worry about wearing white after Labor Day?
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See Ted Blumberg Tell It » Ted Blumberg - Anything Goes in New York City New York City teaches you not to be the victim of fashion.
Filed Under: lookin' good (555),  city (247),  fashion (132)
Posted: 05/25/93

Ted Blumberg - Anything Goes in New York City

New York City teaches you not to be the victim of fashion.

Tags: Ted Blumberg (2), imitations (847), kids (831)

Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,714

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Picking out the right outfit is essential.

Tags: Sommore (2), lookin' good (488), Live at Gotham (340)

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Becky Pedigo - Haircut Recovery

Becky appreciates the rigors of hairdressing school.

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Posted: 04/27/06
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Maryellen Hooper - Bathing Suits

Bathing suits are the worst to try on.

Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), lookin' good (488), fashion (239)

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Sandra Bernhard - Fashion Victim Statement

Hair and make-up people rule Hollywood.

Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), lookin' good (488), The A-List (486)

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Margaret Smith - Jockey Underwear

Margaret wears 100% cotton underwear so she can breathe.

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Megan Mooney - Back Fat

Megan is forced to wear back fat-revealing dresses.

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Sebastian Maniscalco - Dress for Less

Irregular clothes aren't a good deal.

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Sebastian Maniscalco - Casual Dress

The airport should have a dress code.

Tags: Sebastian Maniscalco (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), lookin' good (488)

Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 14,523

Leo Allen - Kids' Clothing

Leo dresses like he's 12.

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Posted: 01/24/08
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