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Three o'clock in the afternoon today, I'm downtown; there's a guy standing in front of a fire hydrant, which is open just a little bit. He's naked from the waist down, and in the spray from the hydrant, he's shaving off his pubic hair with a disposable razor. Nobody is even looking twice at this guy. And I'm thinking after seeing this: can I really worry about wearing white after Labor Day?
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Posted: 05/25/93

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