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Ted Alexandro: Future Wife
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I'm single. I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.
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Posted: 08/12/01

Ted Alexandro - Prison

Ted has decided that he wants to go to prison.

Tags: Ted Alexandro (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 2,031

Ted Alexandro - Sexy Halloween

Ted Alexandro admires women's taste in sexy clothing.

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Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 2,880

Ted Alexandro - Mardi Gras

Ted relives his Mardi Gras experience.

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Posted: 03/09/06
Views: 449

Bill Burr - Staying Single

Bill has been single too long to care.

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Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 56,641

Jeff Cesario - Women These Days

Jeff's wife will fire up the dishwasher with one spoon in it.

Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,063

Nick DiPaolo - Marriage

Nick can't get used to his wife naming all his stuff.

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Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 5,978

Greg Giraldo - Obama's Cigarettes

Barack Obama had to ask his wife's permission to run for president? Really?

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Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 43,995

Doug Williams - Marriage

Marriage is for women.

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Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 922

Retha Jones - The Bachelor

Retha Jones thinks the women on "The Bachelor" don't represent.

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Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 1,243

Jay Mohr - Satin Sheets

Satin sheets are made for women -- not men.

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Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 4,169

 
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