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They sell book lights now, a little spotlight you attach to your book. You know, I actually thought about buying one of these, and then I remembered, I own a lamp.
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Posted: 07/23/99

Todd Barry - Quicken

Todd Barry just bought a new computer.

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Late night infomercials can make even flashlights seem daunting.

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I hate you! I hope you die! Boop.

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Leo text messaged a novel about an awkward couple.

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The DVD was an easier sell than the toilet.

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Arj has no documents that need to be somewhere in a hurry.

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