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-- You have a list of 20 phone numbers to reach five people.
-- You chat several times a day with a Nigerian prince over e-mail, but you couldn't name your neighbor.
-- When paying a cashier, you only know how to respond to "credit or debit" -- what the hell is "cash"?
-- You think "music in the air" refers to free downloads.
-- You lose touch with any family member who doesn't have an email address.
-- Second-day delivery takes way too long.
-- You need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.
- A "half day" means leaving at 5 p.m.
-- You find jokes on computers, not in books or word of mouth.
Eugene Mirman - Lost iPod
The plans have changed and I said no cops.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 02/02/08
Views: 68,433
Jan Karem - Time and Travel
You shouldn't have to pay for air travel.
Tags: Jan Karem (3), imitations (770), dating (649)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,320
Jamie Kennedy - Carrier Pigeon
People wouldn't call just to say "hi" if they had to use a carrier pigeon.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), animals (783), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 1,722
David Crowe - Namesake
David was named after the Biblical Bill Gates.
Tags: David Crowe (2), stereotypes (429), work/office (388)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 605
Kyle Grooms - Un-brainwashed
Kyle Grooms tries to get un-brainwashed.
Tags: Kyle Grooms (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (388)
Posted: 01/25/07
Views: 1,465
Andrew Norelli - Giving Up
Life is so hard -- don't you ever just want to give up?
Tags: Andrew Norelli (2), sex (1269), work/office (388)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 670
Eugene Mirman - Found iPod
It was so nice of Eugene to return that iPod to the person who lost it.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (388)
Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 3,388
Jeff Caldwell - Computer Illiterate
Jeff Caldwell is not good with computers.
Tags: Jeff Caldwell (2), alcohol (489), work/office (388)
Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 571
Dave Nystrom - I'm Going to Work
Dave has a weird run-in on his first day in New York.
Tags: Dave Nystrom (4), New York City (593), work/office (388)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 844
Dana Eagle - Temping
Dana's official job title used to be "Hey You."
Tags: Dana Eagle (2), men/women (987), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/24/00
Views: 481
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