Women have to trick themselves into waking up.
Push-button phones are available at Wal-Mart.
Buying ink cartridges is more expensive than buying a printer.
I hate you! I hope you die! Boop.
Leo text messaged a novel about an awkward couple.
Late night infomercials can make even flashlights seem daunting.
The DVD was an easier sell than the toilet.
Arj has no documents that need to be somewhere in a hurry.
Ladies booby trap the house.
Ralph Harris' biggest fear is that a night of kinky sex will go awry.
