Arj Barker learns you need more than just a computer to get online.
Greg Behrendt wishes the Apple phone representative's voice was in his head all the time.
Walkie-talkie phones are annoying.
Nick wants the "Friends and Family With Matching Bone Marrow" plan.
John is the master of screening phone calls.
Why are rappers so mad about the date?
You used to get the phone number when you called 411.
Just tell the truth, otherwise the AT&T guy will turn into a whiny bitch.
It's not a spider web. It's the World Wide Web.
If you went back in time to 1999, the ten-years-ago you would not believe how cool things are today.

