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Q: What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

A: Mechanical engineers build weapons; civil engineers build targets.
Filed Under: technology (345),  work/office (325),  wars (75)
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Posted: 12/01/08

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Kyle Grooms tries to get un-brainwashed.

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Andrew Norelli - Giving Up

Life is so hard -- don't you ever just want to give up?

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Jake wants a real invisible plane.

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It was so nice of Eugene to return that iPod to the person who lost it.

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Jeff Caldwell is not good with computers.

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In most jobs, you've got to be computer literate.

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A co-worker told Jessi that she looks like Anne Frank.

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Marc Price - The Future

The future of food delivery will be over in the age of picture phones.

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