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Mark Cohen: Expensive Water Filter
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I bought a real expensive water filter, but it works too good. I just get hydrogen.
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Posted: 05/24/93

Mark Cohen - Good in Bed

If someone's in your bed, that's good.

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Posted: 05/24/93
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Mark Cohen - Dan Quayle

You say potato, and I say potato-e.

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Mark Cohen - John Paul

Pope John Paul II is probably not Jewish.

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Mark Cohen - Fur Is Murder

Your back hair isn't fur.

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Mark Cohen - Celebrity Impressions

Jackie Mason as Andrew Dice Clay.

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Mark Cohen - Phone Jelly

New York is a gross city.

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Mike Birbiglia - Porno for Parents

Mike Birbiglia's parents pay the price for not knowing their way around the Internet.

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If you went back in time to 1999, the ten-years-ago you would not believe how cool things are today.

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It's not a spider web. It's the World Wide Web.

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