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Joe Rogan: Alien Abductions
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What's the one thing that
everybody associates with alien abduction? Anal probe. What -- aliens don't have MRI's?
Paul F. Tompkins - House Bear
Genetic engineering should be used to make big animals small.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 1,706
Kathleen Madigan - The Unexplainable
Alien abductions and going fishing are very similar.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 1,966
Joe Rogan - Beached Whales
Beached whales are some of the weirdest things you'll ever see.
Tags: Joe Rogan (5), animals (791), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 3,015
Joe Rogan - Outer Space
Nobody ever talks about the fact that forever is above you at all times.
Tags: Joe Rogan (5), Live at Gotham (332), space (158)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 1,933
Lewis Black - Energy
This generation will not see an alternative form of energy.
Tags: America (446), technology (348)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 933
Joey Kola - Nothing Out There
There's nothing to see in space.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 490
Joe Rogan - Fear Factor
"Fear Factor" has run out of things to do to its contestants.
Tags: Joe Rogan (5), animals (791), TV (543)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 2,109
Open Mic Challenge - Michael Palascak
Michael Palascak science-fanatic friend got a tattoo of an atom on his arm.
Tags: science (303), tattoos (21)
Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 67
Joe Rogan - March of the Penguins
Penguins are really dumb.
Tags: Joe Rogan (5), animals (791), dating (656)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 2,176
Warren Thomas - Village People
It takes the Village People to raise a child.
Tags: Warren Thomas (6), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 05/29/98
Views: 204
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