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She replied, "I'm sorry monsieur, I would love to help you, but oh la la, I don't do Windows!"
Arj Barker learns you need more than just a computer to get online.
Walkie-talkie phones are annoying.
Greg Behrendt wishes the Apple phone representative's voice was in his head all the time.
You used to get the phone number when you called 411.
John is the master of screening phone calls.
Just tell the truth, otherwise the AT&T guy will turn into a whiny bitch.
Nick wants the "Friends and Family With Matching Bone Marrow" plan.
Why are rappers so mad about the date?
It's not a spider web. It's the World Wide Web.
Every e-mail password has its own requirements.
Most people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix
it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
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Q: What did the baby digital watch say to the mommy analog
watch?
A: "Look Ma, no hands!"
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-- Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
-- My
software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
-- Definition of an...
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In the realm of the Mighty King Gates who has pulled the sword
from the stone and slaughtered everyone with it, comes the knights of the MS Table:...
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What did one computer say to the other?
010101101010101010101
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How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, that''s a hardware problem.
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I like a escalator, man, 'cause an escalator can never break.
It can only become stairs.
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I'm afraid of my computer. I know when I turn it off, it's
learning new things without me.
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At this point in time, that's like saying you're not 'into the
phone.'
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