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A French maid was tidying up for a wealthy computer whiz. She commented that he had a nice PC. He looked frustrated and said, "Yeah, it's top of the line, but I can't seem to get any programs to start up. You wouldn't happen to know how these gizmos work, do you?"

She replied, "I'm sorry monsieur, I would love to help you, but oh la la, I don't do Windows!"

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Posted: 10/30/08

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