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Elvira Kurt: Computer Fear
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I'm afraid of my computer. I know when I turn it off, it's learning new things without me.
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See Elvira Kurt Tell It » Elvira Kurt - Technology When you turn off your computer, it learns new things without you.
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Posted: 05/28/99

Elvira Kurt - Technology

When you turn off your computer, it learns new things without you.

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Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 984

Elvira Kurt - Safety

Today, no one would dream of inventing a lawn dart.

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Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,917

Elvira Kurt - Mother

Elvira is a comedian and a lesbian -- both at the same time.

Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)

Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,479

Elvira Kurt - Childhood

From the moment you're born, someone's trying to kill your joy.

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Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,522

Elvira Kurt - Playgrounds

The teeter totter was the chunky kid's revenge.

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Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,513

Elvira Kurt - Childhood Clothing

As a kid, Elvira never took off her bathing suit.

Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,411

Elvira Kurt - Lesbian

If you are laughing at Elvira's act, you are gay.

Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,274

Mike Birbiglia - Porno for Parents

Mike Birbiglia's parents pay the price for not knowing their way around the Internet.

Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), sex (1283), kids (841)

Posted: 08/14/09
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DVD - Exclusive Patton Oswalt - The Year 2009

If you went back in time to 1999, the ten-years-ago you would not believe how cool things are today.

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Posted: 07/06/09
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Nick Thune - Missed Connections

It's not a spider web. It's the World Wide Web.

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Posted: 01/01/08
Views: 8,386

 
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