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I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'Dude'? 'Dude, these are isotopes.'
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Posted: 03/18/04

Paul F. Tompkins - House Bear

Genetic engineering should be used to make big animals small.

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Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 1,706

Lewis Black - Energy

This generation will not see an alternative form of energy.

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Posted: 05/24/07
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Joey Kola - Nothing Out There

There's nothing to see in space.

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Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 490

Demetri Martin - Harmonica

Demetri has never met a woman with a conditional identity before.

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Posted: 01/13/07
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Demetri Martin - Where Jokes Go

Demetri's jokes go into outer space.

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Posted: 01/13/07
Views: 22,771

Warren Thomas - Village People

It takes the Village People to raise a child.

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Posted: 05/29/98
Views: 204

Lizz Winstead - Olestra

There's a certain irony in Olestra.

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Posted: 10/07/04
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Marc Maron - Perpetual Orgasm

Marc is against animal testing, unless it can bring about a state of perpetual orgasm.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 691

Open Mic Challenge - Michael Palascak

Michael Palascak science-fanatic friend got a tattoo of an atom on his arm.

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Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 67

Gerry Dee - Gerry Dee Teaches You

Gerry Dee teaches calculus, Earth Science and more!

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Posted: 05/14/08
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