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Dane finally decides to delete his mother's number from his phone.
Kevin Nealon buys computers for dummies.
A tantrum can help adults win arguments.
Margaret used to work at an S&M store.
Dan Mintz thought he lost his 14th century Japanese samurai armor.
Dane learns to filter the negativity.
The scariest dinner food possible is Hamburger Helper.
Imagine trying to explain a drive-up window to someone from a third world country.
Roy Wood Jr. sucks at relationships.
Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.
Do you guys remember that woman who disappeared a few years
ago, Chandra Levy? Do you remember her? I found this fascinating. Apparently, the day...
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A few days after her husband's death, a grieving widow
accidentally receives an e-mail from a man waiting for his wife in Miami.
The e-mail...
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All he has to do is take that machine, hook it up to the
Clapper, and let those people clap themselves to death. They clap on, but they don't clap...
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Am I dead, Angel? Because this must be Heaven. Of course, I am
a machine and therefore do not experience death.
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Today was a sad day. We had to pull the plug on my grandmother
'cause I needed the outlet for my laptop.
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We're in denial about death. It's unbelievable. Did you ever
see these people? It's called cryonics. They have themselves frozen so they can be...
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Three friends die in a car accident and attend an orientation
in Heaven. An angel asks, "When you are in your casket and your friends and family...
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The inmate on death row is scheduled to be put to death by
firing squad. He doesn't request a last meal or anything special for his last...
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There once was a boy named "Odd."
People made fun of him
because of his name, so he decided to keep his gravestone blank when he...
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-- I'm not convinced. I'm going to go give her a good
shaking?
-- I'm sure we'll all be laughing about this in no time!
-- It's funny -- we...
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