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Tami Vernekoff: Enough Rouge
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My mom says to me all the time, she goes, 'Tami, you haven't met the right guy yet because you don't wear enough lipstick or rouge.' Rouge! I'm not sure if you guys know, but this isn't even a product on the market anymore.
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Posted: 11/22/02

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