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Tami Vernekoff: Engagement Ring
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Diamonds are not my best friend. If we want to make it all about the ring, I'll take a ring from a guy, but I want something cool in it, cooler than a diamond -- like an mp3. How cool would that be? People'd say, 'Let me see the ring.' I'd be like, 'Uh-uh, listen to it.'
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Posted: 11/22/02

Tami Vernekoff - Wedding Rings

Girlfriends never brag about their fiances -- it's always about the ring.

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Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 392

Tami Vernekoff - Meeting the Right Guy

Moms have some strange advice for meeting men.

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Posted: 11/22/02
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Tom Ryan - Rotary Phones

Push-button phones are available at Wal-Mart.

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Nick DiPaolo - Spending Money

Nick and his wife fight about money.

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I hate you! I hope you die! Boop.

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Buying ink cartridges is more expensive than buying a printer.

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Leo text messaged a novel about an awkward couple.

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Chris Fairbanks - Late Night Infomercials

Late night infomercials can make even flashlights seem daunting.

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Jim Breuer - Two Worlds

Single guys use their towels as curtains.

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Reno Collier - Married Life

It'd be a shame if you weren't home when your mail order bride was delivered.

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Posted: 11/22/02
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