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Tami Vernekoff Jokes
Tami Vernekoff: Engagement Ring
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Diamonds are not my best friend. If we want to make it all about the ring, I'll take a ring from a guy, but I want something cool in it, cooler than a diamond -- like an mp3. How cool would that be? People'd say, 'Let me see the ring.' I'd be like, 'Uh-uh, listen to it.'
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Posted: 11/22/02

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