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Susie Essman: Running Into an Ex
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Do you ever run into
an ex-boyfriend or girlfriend, and you look at them, and you think to yourself, 'Was I in a deranged psychopathic dementia? Was I in a complete psychotic state when I was having sex with this man every night, twice on Saturdays?'
Richard Lewis - Important to be Loved
You shouldn't be dating anyone who's hostile towards you.
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), sex (983), dating (637)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,118
Richard Lewis - Intimacy
If you don't have someone who loves you, life can be a nightmare.
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), sex (983), dating (637)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 554
Robert Kelly - No Romance
Bugs fly in your ass when you have sex outside.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 2,405
Drew Hastings - Erectile Dysfunction
My penis was so shiny I could do my hair in it.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), sex (983), mental health (174)
Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 6,354
Caroline Rhea - Therapy
Caroline's in denial about being in therapy.
Tags: Caroline Rhea (2), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 1,587
Chelsea Handler - Quitters
AA is for quitters.
Tags: Chelsea Handler (14), sex (983), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 2,851
Richard Lewis - Intercourse Double
With Richard, you're not losing an orgasm, you're gaining a friend.
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 899
Richard Lewis - Nightmare Girlfriend
Richard's last girlfriend had a lot of ex-boyfriends.
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), sex (983), men/women (918)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 927
Mike Birbiglia - Dating a Stable Girl
Mike finally figured out what he's looking for a in a woman.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 10,281
Russ Meneve - Therapy
Russ needs therapy.
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 405
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