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There is a group of guys who love me. I'm six feet, and anyone under five-foot-two responds to me like I'm crack. And I've tried to date these guys, I really have, because they're great people and whatever. But you know what? It doesn't work. It does not work because I go to put my arm around them, and I feel like a cross dresser.
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Posted: 08/03/06

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