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As a single person, I think I can admit, sometimes, pickings can be pretty slim. But really, how much beer would you have to drink before you date out of your own species? Call me old fashioned, but I cling to the belief that 'human' is an important dating criteria.
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Posted: 05/23/94

Susan Norfleet - Spuds MacKenzie

"Human" is an important dating criteria.

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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 873

Susan Norfleet - Party Planner

Martha Stewart is a professional party planner for Kmart.

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Tommy Tiernan - Date

Tommy goes on an Internet date.

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Chelsea Handler - Drinking Too Much

Chelsea Handler knows why she's still single.

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Mike Birbiglia - Laundromat Submarine

Mike Birbiglia drinks a little too much while doing his laundry.

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Anthony Jeselnik - Intelligence

Anthony looks for intelligence in a woman.

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Men can't say "tsk."

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Henry Phillips - Bad Date

This song is about a date that that went horribly awry.

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Cash Levy - Getting Shot in the Stomach

Relationships are like getting shot in the stomach.

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Greg Behrendt - Staying in Relationships Too Long

You ever break up with someone and then realize you should've broken up with them way earlier?

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