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I have a friend that's
a nurse, and she said sometimes women will put on a full face of makeup before they go under for an operation. This doesn't seem right to me. My mother told me only two things to remember when I was growing up. She said, 'One: don't smoke on the street; that doesn't look good. Two: when unconscious in a room full of strangers, try not to look too attractive.'
Susan Norfleet - Makeup
Susan has dull skin.
Tags: Susan Norfleet (4), health (976), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 183
Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 995
Greg Giraldo - Our Fat Kids
How did America's children become so phenomenally fat?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 3,269
Gary Valentine - Asthma Camp
Playing hide-and-seek was tough when everyone could hear you wheezing.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 1,808
Richard Lewis - Unfit Parent
Richard relates a tale from the Tragedy Scouts.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 236
Shang Forbes - Family
Shang Forbes's dad lost an eye at a titty bar.
Tags: Shang Forbes (5), imitations (772), growing up (453)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 407
Carlos Oscar - What Happens in Vegas
Carlos' kids watch Scooby Doo in Spanish.
Tags: Carlos Oscar (2), kids (841), ethnic (814)
Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 635
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,154
D.C. Curry - Mama's Backhand
The backhand of D.C.'s mama can cure diseases.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,681
Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid
Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.
Tags: Mark Craig Taylor (3), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 543
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