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Susan Norfleet: Mother's Advice
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I have a friend that's a nurse, and she said sometimes women will put on a full face of makeup before they go under for an operation. This doesn't seem right to me. My mother told me only two things to remember when I was growing up. She said, 'One: don't smoke on the street; that doesn't look good. Two: when unconscious in a room full of strangers, try not to look too attractive.'
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