Susan Messing Jokes
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Susan Messing: Potheads and Light Bulbs, Pt. 1
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How many potheads does it
take to screw in a light bulb? None, you all use candles.
Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser
Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!
Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (45), health (657), drugs (503)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 93,408
Gerry Dee - Kindergarten
Do my 12th graders really think I don't know they're stoned?
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), drugs (503), marijuana (166)
Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 33,107
Robert Kelly - Fat Worry
Skinny people never have to worry that their underwear elastic will flop over and steam shut.
Tags: Robert Kelly (15), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 10/04/10
Views: 10,132
Mike DeStefano - Put That on a Letterhead
Mike DeStefano's job is to curse at people who don't have a funny friend to hang out with.
Tags: Mike Destefano (14), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 10/04/10
Views: 40,659
Mary Lynn Rajskub - Reverse Interruption
Doug Benson encounters the Chloe O'Brian of elevators.
Tags: Mary Lynn Rajskub (6), food (719), drugs (503)
Posted: 11/12/10
Views: 3,854
Exclusive - Jay Larson - Saving Lives
Anyone using a pay phone is a shady character.
Tags: Jay Larson (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), drugs (503)
Posted: 03/07/11
Views: 5,597
T-boned Him
Julian McCullough experienced a series of misfortunes with his very first car.
Tags: drugs (503), driving (336)
Posted: 04/03/12
Views: 0
Greg Giraldo - Drinking
Why do kids get to do all the drinking and drugging?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (67), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 53,233
Jokes.com Live - Stand-Up From the New York Comedy Festival
Jokes.com is live streaming a night of stand-up comedy for your eyeholes.
Tags: New York Comedy Festival (21), ethnic (870), food (719)
Posted: 10/26/10
Views: 26,249
Eugene Mirman - Butterfly Effect
That could be an important baby you're not having.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (27), drugs (503), TV (469)
Posted: 11/12/10
Views: 10,283
