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Posted: 02/24/92

Sue Kolinsky - Deciding on Kids

It would be great if you could give kids valium.

Tags: Sue Kolinsky (4), kids (841), music (727)

Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 792

Sue Kolinsky - Long Distance Relationship

It's nice to have sex without MCI being involved.

Tags: Sue Kolinsky (4), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,134

Bill Keller - Good Old Dad

People don't believe you want four kids.

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Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 381

Sue Kolinsky - Kids

Little kids are like raccoons on a camping trip.

Tags: Sue Kolinsky (4), health (976), kids (841)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 777

Richard Lewis - Unfit Parent

Richard relates a tale from the Tragedy Scouts.

Tags: Richard Lewis (69), health (976), kids (841)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 236

Sue Kolinsky - Body Image

If women don't shave, it's like birth control.

Tags: Sue Kolinsky (4), men/women (1003), imitations (772)

Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,731

Brian Regan - Dora the Explorer

Brian would probably watch "Dora the Explorer" even if he didn't have kids.

Tags: Brian Regan (51), kids (841), marriage (581)

Posted: 06/10/07
Views: 262,761

Bill Keller - Aging

As long as you don't look at yourself naked you can feel good about yourself.

Tags: Bill Keller (2), lookin' good (369), aging (296)

Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 295

Tracy Smith - No Children

Teenagers are major bummers.

Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 2,774

David Alan Grier - Babies

It's all about the babies.

Tags: David Alan Grier (43), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 1,809

 
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