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Posted: 02/24/92

Sue Kolinsky - Deciding on Kids

It would be great if you could give kids valium.

Tags: Sue Kolinsky (4), kids (642), family (582)

Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,105

Sue Kolinsky - Long Distance Relationship

It's nice to have sex without MCI being involved.

Tags: Sue Kolinsky (4), sex (983), men/women (919)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,478

Bill Keller - Good Old Dad

People don't believe you want four kids.

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Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 489

Sue Kolinsky - Kids

Little kids are like raccoons on a camping trip.

Tags: Sue Kolinsky (4), kids (641), family (581)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,111

Richard Lewis - Unfit Parent

Richard relates a tale from the Tragedy Scouts.

Tags: Richard Lewis (60), kids (641), family (581)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 285

Chris Hardwick - The Nerdly Arts

Nerds like things that make vaginas go away.

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Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 974

Sue Kolinsky - Body Image

If women don't shave, it's like birth control.

Tags: Sue Kolinsky (4), men/women (919), imitations (787)

Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 2,267

Mike Epps - Crazy Out Here

Black mothers have instincts like they are in Vietnam.

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Posted: 02/20/10
Views: 0

Brian Regan - Dora the Explorer

Brian would probably watch "Dora the Explorer" even if he didn't have kids.

Tags: Brian Regan (48), kids (641), marriage (447)

Posted: 06/10/07
Views: 269,778

Bill Keller - Aging

As long as you don't look at yourself naked you can feel good about yourself.

Tags: Bill Keller (2), Two Drink Minimum (291), aging (274)

Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 399

 
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