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Sue Kolinsky: Going Through Your Stuff
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You can't leave anything around
little kids. They go through your stuff, your luggage, your toiletries. I sleep in their room; I wake up in the middle of the night -- they're rummaging through my things. They have my underwear on their head; they're wearing my lipstick. They're like raccoons on a camping trip.
Sue Kolinsky - Deciding on Kids
It would be great if you could give kids valium.
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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 798
Sue Kolinsky - Kids
Little kids are like raccoons on a camping trip.
Tags: Sue Kolinsky (4), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 779
Brian Kiley - Kids
Brian Kiley is excited for fatherhood.
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Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 853
Kjell Bjorgen - Nine-Year-Olds
Nine-year-olds are fun, pure and innocent -- but damn they're annoying.
Tags: Kjell Bjorgen (3), kids (841), family (667)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,599
Eddie Sarfaty - Family Bungee Jump
Eddie went bungee jumping with his family.
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Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 266
Doug Stanhope - Babies
Doug Stanhope can't stand being around babies.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 455
Tracy Smith - No Children
Teenagers are major bummers.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 2,774
Tom Cotter - Kids
Kids are to blame for the blister and aneurism you get from trying to use a cigarette lighter.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 2,835
Retta - Can't Have Kids
Retta can't have kids because she'd kill them.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,723
Russ Meneve - Safety
Russ wants to arm wrestle elderly people while wearing a Superman suit.
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 525
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