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Inside, Michael Jackson is a black man. He has the sperm of a black man. Sure, he's gonna marry Brooke Shields, but his kid's gonna look like J.J.
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Posted: 10/25/93

Steve White - Back to Africa

On the original "Love Boat," everybody was Isaac.

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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 314

Steve White - Rodney King

Justice was not served in the Rodney King case.

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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 327

Steve White - Rap Music is Violent

All of the best rappers are getting killed.

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Posted: 06/06/97
Views: 449

Carlos Oscar - What Happens in Vegas

Carlos' kids watch Scooby Doo in Spanish.

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Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 636

Steve White - Black Cowboy

Steve White's dad smokes Marlboro cigarettes because he's a black cowboy.

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Posted: 06/06/97
Views: 370

D.C. Curry - Child Pressure

You don't owe your kids a damn thing.

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Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 1,895

Steve White - Michael Jackson

On the inside, Michael Jackson is a black man.

Tags: Steve White (5), music (727), celebrities (234)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 438

Don Reed - Friday the 13th

Jason's back -- and he's black.

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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 487

Dean Edwards - Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson is Dean's hero.

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Posted: 01/25/01
Views: 899

Mark Curry - No Brothas in Movies

There are some great movies out, but there's no black people in them.

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Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 964

 
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