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I, too, have a conspiracy theory. I believe that Einstein was killed by the mafia because he knew too much.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Lewis Black - Energy

This generation will not see an alternative form of energy.

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Steve Shaffer - Marriage

You learn certain things when you get married.

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Posted: 02/24/92
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Anthony Griffith - Vietnam

Those kung-fu moves you see in movies do actually work.

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Steve Shaffer - Religion

Steve only gets religious when he has to fly.

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Posted: 02/24/92
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Steve Shaffer - New Year's Eve

It's hard to find your pockets when you're drunk.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 522

Christopher Titus - British Security

British security let a man in a Batman costume climb Buckingham Palace.

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Posted: 07/20/06
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Nick DiPaolo - Militant Feminists

Nick DiPaolo loves women, but not militant feminists.

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Posted: 06/02/02
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Steve Byrne - Psycho

Getting hacked to death by a tranny is an awful way to die.

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Russ Meneve - International Relations

The world hates America.

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Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 1,039

Vic Henley - International Sports

There's no hate like international sports hate.

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Posted: 05/28/05
Views: 2,814

 
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