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I, too, have a conspiracy theory. I believe that Einstein was killed by the mafia because he knew too much.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Lewis Black - Energy

This generation will not see an alternative form of energy.

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Steve Shaffer - Marriage

You learn certain things when you get married.

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Those kung-fu moves you see in movies do actually work.

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Steve only gets religious when he has to fly.

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It's hard to find your pockets when you're drunk.

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There's no hate like international sports hate.

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Getting hacked to death by a tranny is an awful way to die.

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The world hates America.

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