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Steve Shaffer: Certain Large People in Certain Clothing
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Certain large people should not wear certain clothing. That's all there is to it. She was wearing one of those designer sweatshirts that say 'Guess' written across the front. Four or five kids behind me go, '250?' '275?'
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