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Steve Marmel: On Elian Gonzalez
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Our relations with Cuba suck right now. Why? Because of that kid. Look, you know what? I'm sorry this all happened, but I am so tired of hearing about this kid. I don't wanna see his face again unless it's on a carton of milk.
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Posted: 05/15/00

Steve Marmel - Hillary Clinton

Steve thinks Hillary Clinton is kind of hot.

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Steve Marmel - America at War

Our relations with Cuba suck right now.

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Every time a Kennedy dies, a comic gets his wings.

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The homeless aren't the ones who need pity.

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George W. Bush is like a Baldwin.

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Homeland Security makes us feel safe.

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When it comes to evolution, the jury's still out?

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