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Steve Marmel: America Is Not a Bully
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I'm tired of hearing about
how America's a bully. America is not a bully. Bullies beat you up and take your money, and that is not what America does. America gives you money -- and then we beat you up. We're the mob. We just kinda wait for the check to clear, then we show up going, 'Hey, you got a real nice f**king country here. Be a shame if something happened to it.'
Steve Marmel - America at War
Our relations with Cuba suck right now.
Tags: Steve Marmel (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 05/15/00
Views: 604
Greg Giraldo - $25 Million Reward for bin Laden
If bin Laden were in America with a $25 million reward on his head, people would turn themselves in.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 2,284
Louis Ramey - Defense Spending
The South will protect America from Castro.
Tags: Louis Ramey (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/29/01
Views: 507
John Henton - Suing the President
It seems like Bill Clinton is getting sued by women everywhere.
Tags: John Henton (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 290
Mike Britt - Osama bin Laden
President George W. Bush should be vague in his press conferences.
Tags: Mike Britt (7), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 3,485
Patton Oswalt - War
We're at war, apparently.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), Comedy Central Presents (1821), wars (467)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 957
Darryl Lenox - Bills Don't Care
Bills don't care about race, religion or what happened in your past.
Tags: Darryl Lenox (3), money (865), ethnic (814)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 444
Johnny Steele - Talking Politics During the Holidays
Don't egg on your Republican family members.
Tags: Johnny Steele (4), food (804), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 142
Dan Rosen - Japan vs. America
Someone needs to put an end to the car war between Japan and America.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), drugs (639), movies (559)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 215
Paul Gilmartin - Take No Chances
The FBI is here to freak us out.
Tags: Paul Gilmartin (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), wars (467)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 506
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