Stephen Rannazzisi Jokes
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Stephen Rannazzisi: Keep the Subways Clean
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They have a sign inside
of the subway, I swear to God, it says, 'Help out, New York. Please keep the subway clean. Pick up your newspapers.' And I'm thinking to myself -- I don't think the guy that left page two of the New York Times on the floor is the guy we should be worried about, OK? How about that guy in a pirate hat taking a crap on the ground?
Dane Cook - Public Restroom
Why is everything wet in a public restroom?
Tags: Dane Cook (37), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (148), potty humor (91)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 23,633
Ron Richards - Men's Room
The latches are always broken in the men's room.
Tags: Ron Richards (3), men/women (919), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,224
Stephen Rannazzisi - Four Hour Contract
Stephen Rannazzisi takes Viagra.
Tags: Stephen Rannazzisi (3), sex (983), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 11/10/05
Views: 1,691
Jake Johannsen - Chinese Toilets
Jake tries out a porcelain hole.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (730)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 584
Greg Fitzsimmons - Sh*t-Sneeze Room
Greg has a suggestion for a new day spa.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (27), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,384
Robert Kelly - Real Love
Robert knew his girlfriend loved him when he accidentally crapped his pants.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), dating (637)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 5,782
Stephen Rannazzisi - Softball Team
You want some slow pitch softball?
Tags: Stephen Rannazzisi (3), Premium Blend (749), friends (281)
Posted: 11/10/05
Views: 957
Jay Mohr - Soap
With everyone using that bar of soap, you better hope soap is magical.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), family (581), health (540)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 4,141
Scott Kennedy - Bathroom Break on Skis
Scott tried to take a pee break in the woods while skiing.
Tags: Scott Kennedy (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (470)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 792
Ron White - Wake-Up Call
After missing 7:00 a.m., Ron asked for the next 7:00 wake-up call.
Tags: Ron White (18), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (470)
Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 15,805
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