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Stephanie Hodge Jokes
Stephanie Hodge: Careful With Cocktails
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Do be careful with cocktails. Those are drugs. You don't wanna wake up tomorrow morning, look in that bathroom mirror and start thinking, 'Oh my God, how the hell did Martha Raye get in here?'
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Posted: 05/23/94

Stephanie Hodge - Old People

Stephanie's not nice and doesn't care.

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