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Michael Showalter: Introduce Yourself
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Everybody turn to the person next to you and introduce yourself. Say 'Hello, my name is so-and-so' -- unless that's not your name -- and then pay them a compliment. Say something nice like, 'I like your sweater.' And then turn to them and say, 'I want you inside me.'
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Posted: 05/13/04

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